LOST Season 4 Episode 4: Eggtown has just aired. I feel better.
Sometimes I wish I never let these people setup cameras and audio equipment on my island in the first place. I can’t imagine the amount of money they spent on the setup… there is a LOT of equipment.

Anyway, back to this weeks release. Just like in that Jacob forsaken “hatch” from earlier on, I ended up being held prisoner, in my own home no less, by Mr John Locke. He really is so “Lost” at this point. Anyway, you get to see a time, reminiscent of Season 1 (did you get fooled into thinking it was a flashback?), where I manipulate Locke, Locke gets mad, Locke throws food. Oh ya, he also suggests reading a book more than once which is ridiculous. I *never* have to read a book more than once… if I do, it is out of sheer insanity.
I’m insane.

Moving on…

1. Jack
2. Kate
3. Hurley
4. Sayid
5. Aaron
6. ???
7. Polar Bears
8. Smokey

“CarrRrl!”
-Ben

The internet was set aflame last season, when Jack told the new chief of surgery to get his dad down there and see if he was drunker than Jack. A lot of people theorized that Jack was just really drunk and realized his father was dead, but just misspoke due to the large amount of alcohol in his blood. The staff of OceanicGoldenPass.com proposes something else…

Christian Shepard is ALIVE.

Yes… why do we see him on the island? Why was his body missing from his casket? Why was he sitting in Jacob’s chair? It’s because the island has reincarnated him to imbue into Christian Shepard’s dead body the will and spirit of the island, and boy is it pissed. Ever been woken up by a cold shower? Well multiply that by about 50 million. That is how pissed Christian Shepard is going to be, and it sure ain’t gonna be pretty.

I predict next episode we will see a Jack’s father, who everybody thinks is dead, alive and well, chumming it up with the Losties (and the Others?)