Who is Matthew Abaddon?

We haven’t seen much about the character played by actor Matthew Abaddon (creepy guy who visits Hurley), but I think he’s the most interesting character introduced so far this season. He seems to be in charge of Naomi and her team, but we don’t know anything about him. UNTIL NOW!

Get ready for the big reveal. I’m going to spill the beans about Mr. Mysterious bald creepy black guy (Who will be referred to as MBCBG from now on).

MBCBG is a high ranking official for the Dharma Initiative, the scandanavian hippy free love grass roots science commune turned evil corporate world destroyer. He is the Vice President of Polar Bear Relations.

He sends Naomi and a team of ragtag misfits to the island to kill/capture one Benjamin Linus. But why would he send a physicist, ghost whisperer, sassy british ginger person, and drunken pilot on a miltary extraction mission? Because “they each have an important purpose” on this mission. And that purpose is….. TO DIE. Miles, Faraday, Staples, and Frank the drunk all have been digging into the disappearance of Oceanic 815 and now they are a little too close to home for MCBBG’s comfort.

In Daniel Faraday’s flashback/forward/sideways he gets the news that Oceanic 815 has been found and everyone is dead. And he starts bawling. Ok so maybe he’s a grown up emo kid, but most likely he knew someone on that plane. And if that someone was really important to him I would think he would be motivated enough to do some independent digging to verify that he/she is really dead. I know if Hannah Montana went down in a plane I wouldn’t rest until I got the truth. So I think O Danny Boy got close to finding something when MBGCB recruited him for his little “rescue mission”.

Next we have Asian Miles, who talks to dead people. Actually Miles was all set to star in The Ghost Whisperer on CBS but he was replaced by Jennifer Love Hewitt for two gigantic, perky, perfectly proportioned reasons. Anyways, Miles talks to dead people. What a coincidence, we have a PLANE FULL of dead people. So he pics up something on his Ghostbusters Vaccuum cleaner and voila, he knows too much.

Charlotte has a polar bear fetish and is snooping around the desert with a French newspaper. She discovers the remains of one of the deserters from the Dharma Polar Bear army along with MBGCB’s favorite Hydra Station S&M collar. His leather daddy exploits with the two ladies in the Looking Glass were supposed to be a secret!! Reason enough to put her on the team. MCGBB thinks secretly “hopefully someone will steal a gun from a dumb kid and shoot her in the chest multiple times….”

Frank the Drunk Pilot/Mr. Friendly’s long lost brother called up the Oceanic 815 hotline with a little too much common sense for MGBBC’s liking. That probably set off some red flags. Well this mission needs a pilot, so it might as well be a drunken one. That just ups the chances that everyone goes down in a fiery, vodka soaked wreck.

So there you go. MGBBC wants Ben Linus dead and he wants his team dead. Paradropping them into the middle of the island is the perfect way to kill two birds with one show! Remember what he asks Hurley at the loony bin? “Are they still alive?” He was talking about his team! And he wanted to make sure that they were all dead. BECAUSE THE OCEANIC SIX WEREN’T RESCUED BY HIM. They were rescued by someone else….